What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?

September 10, 2008 / Posted by:

Obviously, my question is not directed at Posh Spice. She still looks like a hungry power bottom, but her black robe is fine. I’m talking about Marc Jacobs’ purple velvet skirt and his gladiator mandals. I think he’s wearing the tree skirt from Mariah Carey’s purple fantasy-themed Christmas tree.

Don’t tell me we’re wearing skirts in public now. My walnuts would love to hang out in the open air, but I don’t think my dignity could take it. Yeah, what dignity? Shut up! I fucking heard that.

And why didn’t the paps get any upskirts of Marc?! I want to know what color panties he’s wearing underneath that fugness.

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