Obviously, my question is not directed at Posh Spice. She still looks like a hungry power bottom, but her black robe is fine. I’m talking about Marc Jacobs’ purple velvet skirt and his gladiator mandals. I think he’s wearing the tree skirt from Mariah Carey’s purple fantasy-themed Christmas tree.
Don’t tell me we’re wearing skirts in public now. My walnuts would love to hang out in the open air, but I don’t think my dignity could take it. Yeah, what dignity? Shut up! I fucking heard that.
And why didn’t the paps get any upskirts of Marc?! I want to know what color panties he’s wearing underneath that fugness.