They’re All Overpaid
Nicky Kidman, Jenny Garner and Tommy Girl are laughing all the way to the bank and they don’t even deserve it. Forbes put out their annual list of the 10 Most Overpaid Movie Whores in Hollywood and these three topped the list.
Forbes came up with the top 10 by looking at the ho’s last three major movies. They didn’t count supporting roles, limited releases or movies where the ho got paid less than $5 million. They compared the whore’s salary with the movie’s profits (if there were any).
Not surprisingly, the box office poison queen, Nicky Kidman, was numero uno. I think she injects some of that poison into her forehead.
Here’s Forbes top 10:
1 – Nicky Kidman – For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $1 of gross income.
2. Jennifer Garner – For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $3.60 of gross income.
3. Tommy Girl – For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4 of gross income.
4. Pizza Face Diaz – For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4 of gross income.
5. JLo – For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4.10 of gross income.
6. Jim Carrey – For every dollar he was paid, his movies averaged $4.11 of gross income.
7. Nic Cage – For every dollar he was paid, his movies averaged $4.16 of gross income.
8. Drew Barrymore – For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4.38 of gross income.
9. Will Ferrell – For every dollar he was paid, his movies averaged $4.67 of gross income.
10. Cate Blanchett – For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4.97 of gross income.
They should have done a Most Deserving list instead. There would only be 3 bitches on that list: Marie (aka Snobby Salesperson #2) from Pretty Woman, Chuck Norris (he would end me with his cold stare if I left him out) and Otis from Milo & Otis.