Sienna Miller entered some building in Los Angeles yesterday when the paparazzi swarmed her ass. Instead of ignoring them or even telling them to go fuck a pile of shit, Sienna covered her face and tried to walk through closed elevator doors. Seriously, she sexually violated those elevator doors. Those poor elevator doors have the herp now.
Sienna needs to stop hiding and hold her skank head up high. She should be proud to be a hardcore slut with a bulldozer vagina. The only time us sluts put our heads down is when we’re sucking dick. Or maybe Sienna just had a bad outbreak on her mouth?
In other homewrecky news, TMZ reports that Balthazar Getty’s wife, Rosetta, will not file for divorce. Rosetta thinks she’ll be better off financially if she just sticks with Balthazar’s skeezer ass. Balthazar hasn’t gotten any money from his family’s fortune, but he is doing well thanks to Brothers & Sisters. If they divorce, Rosetta won’t be entitled to any of his future earnings.
And Balthazar’s family feels bad about one of their own leaving Rosetta with four kids to raise, so they are helping her out in the cash department.
Balthazar probably doesn’t mind. If he ever divorces Rosetta, Sienna will probably leave him. Sienna’s motto is: “If you ain’t got no ring, my pussy don’t sing!” Or something like that.