Is that a bull between SamRo’s legs or is she just happy to see us?
The Sun reports that SamRo used her labia lickin’ lips to tell a bunch of strangers that she will marry HoHan by the end of the year. While DJing at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, SamRo apparently announced: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson. Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.” Pussy power!
HoHan also feels the same way about her punane pal. She talked about their matching tattoos to Marie Claire magazine: “Samantha has a bunch of stars, so I got that. I’m really happy. She’s a great person. And she’s a great influence on people around her.”
HoHan has been doing so well lately. Why eff it all up by getting married? The only acceptable reason for a HoHan/SamRo wedding is so that White Oprah can give a drunken “mother of the bride” speech during the reception.
And if HoHan becomes Lindsay Ronson, what will I fucking call her? HoRon? It’s just not the same.