Mimiger

Mimi has dumped Benny Medina as her manager and will now represent herself!!

She issued this statement to E! News: “Benny Medina and I will continue to work together on projects both present and in the future. I’m looking forward to working with Benny on what we have been developing, and to his continued involvement in my creative life.”

Blah…blah…who cares about all that? All I care about is the fact that Mimi is her own manager now! This is only good news for us. I’m sure Benny was a party pooper who axed all of Mimi’s grand ideas!

Now when Mimi decides she wants to do an album of lullabies dedicated to Hello Kitty, there won’t be anybody to stand in her way! Or when she gets the brilliant idea to model her new look after all the characters from Strawberry Shortcake, Benny won’t be there to poo-poo on her rainbow parade.

Finally, Mimi can make all of her fucked-up butterfly fantasies come true! This news has made me so happy. To quote Allison from Intervention: “It’s like I’m walkeeeeen on sunshine!”