Kim Kardashian Makes Drunk Bitches Go Crazy

September 10, 2008 / Posted by:

I thought I was the only dumb bitch who got the sudden urge to hit a ho with a vase while watching “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” It’s good to know that I’m not alone.

46-year-old Naomi Masuda of Port St. Lucie, Florida was arrested after she attacked her boyfriend during an argument about Kim KardASSIAN’s reality show.

Naomi’s boyfriend was chilling out, watching his favorite reality show featuring the porn star with a fat ass, when Naomi freaked out and said he was “being disrespectful by watching the Kardashian show.” She’s right, he was disrespecting himself by watching that trash. And yes, I’m guilty of the same crime!

The two started arguing over his fascination with Kim and his fondness for porn. Naomi, being the crazy bitch that she is, then started throwing things at him, including a vase that hit him in the face and caused his nose to bleed. The dude also said Naomi damaged a bunch of his personal shit.

Cops described Naomi was being “highly intoxicated.” She admitted to throwing a vase at him, but said it was an “accident.” I love that shit. “Yes, I threw the vase at him. No, I didn’t mean to. The vase just leaped out of my hands.”

That excuse is almost as sad as the fact that Naomi got arrested because of Kim Kardashian’s skanky ass! Oh Naomi. You and your gorgeous eyebrows deserve better.

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