Remember that story claiming Josh Hartnett was caught on CCT doing sexy times with some chick in the library of a London hotel? Well, Josh isn’t happy about the story. He’s so unhappy about it that he’s suing the Daily Mirror, the newspaper where the story originated from.
Josh denies the incident. During an interview on a British talk show, Josh said, “It’s incredible the stories they the come out with. In the States at least they have to make a call to a representative and try to make a reality out of the situation. Over here they just make things up.”
They do that in the States? Since when? And I refuse to believe a British tabloid would just make this up! They don’t lie! They always tell the truth. If it wasn’t Josh Hartnett in the tape, then it had to be another celebrity! I need to believe this. My genitals need to believe this. Wait….does anybody know if David Duchovny was in London recently?
Josh is seeking damages and an apology from the Daily Mirror. Instead of suing their asses, Josh should send them a “thank you” note for keeping his has-been name in the news.
Here’s Josh leaving rehearsals for the stage version of “Rain Man” in London. Josh plays the Tommy Girl role in the play version of the movie. No, I’m not joking.