Brenda Has Better Things To Do Anyway

Brenda Walsh’s stay in Beverly Hills will soon come to an end. EW reports that Brenda will only do the four episodes she originally signed up for. Brenda said she’s the one who chose not to do anymore episodes. Uh huh. She said: “They asked me to do a lot more. I’m in the middle of pitching a show, so I couldn’t commit to more than I did.” Translation: “It’s getting harder and harder for me to not punch Kelly Taylor in her smug peach-face. Many hours of anger management taught me to just walk away.”

And what show is Brenda pitching anyway? If it’s not “The Brenda Walsh Hour Of Spectacular Beat Downs” then I’m not into it. I only like Shannen as Brenda Walsh. Actually, I take that back. She was sort of hot on that disaster called “North Shore.”

Brenda may be leaving, but that homewrecking tramp Kelly Taylor is staying. She signed on to 6 more episodes on top of the 5 she’s already agreed to do. Gross.

With Brenda off the show, what’s the point of watching anymore? Naomi better step up her bitch game or I’m officially deleting this shit from my Tivo “to do” list. And I mean it this time! Sort of. Okay, I don’t.

P.S. – Jim Walsh is totally the father of Kelly’s kid.