Anne Talks About Rugs And Raffey

September 10, 2008 / Posted by:

Anne Hathaway looks like a delicious pile of bon bons on a bed of cotton candy on the October cover of W Magazine. This is some “Valley of the Dolls” meets “Candyland” meets Wino shit. Those aren’t eyebrows over her eyes, they’re shrinky dinks. And Saint Angelina telephoned, she wants her trout lips back.

Anymess, inside the magazine, Anne fought the tears to talk about her swindler ex-boyfriend Raffey Follieri and that whole scandal. She said, “It’s a situation where the rug was pulled out from under me all of a sudden.”

Yeah, I’m sure the “rug” was pulled out from under her and then she buried her face in it. Sorry, my mind was in the lezzie gutter for a minute. Let’s carry on…

Anne went on to say,

“And [Get Smart co-star] Steve Carell stepped up for me during an interview when someone asked a question [about it]. He said, ‘At some point you’re going to have to talk about this time in your life. You don’t have to do it this week. I’ll take care of anything that comes your way.’ I’ve been shown such kindness. Not everyone gets that. A lot of people go through tough times alone.”

Yeah, I’m sure she’s been shown a lot of “kindness.” Kindness in the form of a little clam bumpin’. Sorry!!! I’m in the lezzie gutter again. Smells like an Eddie Bauer catalog.

Anne didn’t only talk about the whole Raffey fiasco, she also queefed over her “Devil Wears Prada” co-star Emily Blunt. Anne said, “Emily Blunt kind of changed my approach to acting. She just fucking got on with it. She’d just jump off the diving board. I’d stop, look at the water and then jump. And suddenly I just thought, Why, her way looks so much more fun.

Yeah, I’m sure she “jumped off the diving board” — OKAY! I’ll stop. I won’t go there again.

Visit W to read the entire article if you give a lezzie’s dildo.

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