When Dumb Bitches Say Dumb Things

September 9, 2008 / Posted by:

The jar of dirty douchewater known as Pete Wentz tells Playboy (via P6) that he once played a game of Russian Roulette with a friend.

He said: “I pulled a trigger on a gun aimed at myself. My friend and I did one pull each. We’d been drinking and had taken Ambien. I feel stupid even talking about it. It’s one of the reasons I’ve never owned a gun – I’m too impulsive. I’d probably get mad and shoot someone over a part in a song or something.”

I know what your first thought was after reading Pete’s quote and I agree with you 100%. But you totally know they didn’t play with a real gun. This stupid twat is trying to sound all bad ass and shit. It was probably a fucking NERF gun. They weren’t drinking booze, they were drinking Gatorade mixed with Kool-Aid. And they didn’t take Ambien, they took Pepto-Bismol chewable tablets. Yeah, Pete Wentz really lives on the edge.

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