V-Card For Sale
On his radio show today, Howard Stern will interview a 22-year-girl who is selling her virginity to the highest bidder on an auction site. Who said romance was dead? Goodbye virginity, hello prostitution!
The chick who is going by the fake name of “ Natalie Dylan” is going to use the money to pay for her college education. Okay, if you’re going to go by a fake name, why choose Natalie Dylan? Her marketing efforts are already failing! She should have picked something “flashier.” I’m thinking “Poppy My Cherry.”
Rush & Molly reports that Howard introduced Natalie to Dennis Hof, the creepy fat dude who owns the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada. The auction will take place on bunnyranch.com and the winner will take Natalie’s v-card at the ranch. Natalie’s sister already works there.
Natalie said she’s been forced to sell her cherry, because her stepfather took out a student loan in her name, so she’s unable to finance her education. She said, “I don’t have a moral dilemma with it. Why shouldn’t I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity? I understand some people may condemn me. But I think this is empowering. I’m using what I have to better myself.”
In order to prove that she’s a virgin, Natalie will take a lie-detector test and undergo a gynecological exam. She’s not just choosing any dick either. The highest bidder won’t necessarily be the one she does bloody sexy times with. She’s going to screen the bidders and find a dude she’s happy with.
Natalie already has her bachelor’s in women’s studies from Sacramento State. In January she starts working on getting her master’s in marriage and family therapy. HA!
Heidi Montag better step up her hooker game. It looks like she has some serious competition for the title of world’s greatest feminist hero.