There’s A New Member Of The Baby Army

September 9, 2008 / Posted by:

BABIES!!! Minnie Driver popped out a little baby boy last Friday in Los Angeles. Minnie already has a mouse name, so she decided to give her son one too. She has named him Henry Story Driver. He weighed in at 9 lbs., 12 oz.

Henry Story sounds like the name of a little librarian mouse who rides a little bike, reads little books, works at a little library, lives in a little tree trunk house and eats little cucumber sandwiches on little Sunday afternoons. Sort of like Stuart Little, but smartier. Yes, smartier.

38-year-old Minnie hasn’t said who Henry Story’s daddy is, but said he would be involved in his life. I think Henry Story’s daddy is Simon Westward from Circle of Friends. Who could resist his hot ass? And I think I just admitted that I actually love Circle of Friends. Circle of Gross. It’s my favorite movie to watch while eating Oreos in bed.

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