The Truth About Spaghetti Cat

September 9, 2008 / Posted by:

On “The Morning Show with Mike & Juliet” today, they featured an entire segment on the history of our newest American icon, Spaghetti Cat. Those of us who are avid Spaghetti Cat worshippers already know how he became one of the most influential pussies in the world, but Mike & Juliet used moving pictures to tell the story of his journey. We like moving pictures.

They confirmed that Spaghetti Cat is owned by the batshit crazy feline lover who was recently on an episode of “Pet Star” with her other spaghetti-eating pussy. Remember that crazy? She’s the one who sings “this is the way we wash our paw, wash our paw” while dipping her poor cat’s paw in a bowl of water. I love singing that song while washing dishes.

Mike & Juliet also declared war on Joel McHale for using a fake Spaghetti Cat on “The Soup.” Spaghetti Cat says: “Make spaghetti, not war. Meeeow.

And when is Fox going to get the hint and replace Mike & Juliet with The Spaghetti Cat Show?! It’s what the nation demands!

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