Nicole Kidman’s Face Does Not Move

September 9, 2008 / Posted by:

It really doesn’t. It looks like Nicole Kidman took one of those creepy Jabbawockeez masks to her plastic surgeon and told him that’s what she wants her face to look like. I think Vivica Fox and Nicky share the same DuPont-trained surgeon.

I mean, how does Nicky eat, blink, burp or suck dick? Silly me. She doesn’t do any of those things. She spends her days with her face over a fan to keep it from completely melting.

Here’s forever frozen Nicky and Keith out in London tonight. And yes, it was only 2 months ago that a pillow came from under Nicky’s shirt. She dropped the extra feather weight in no time.

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