Jacko’s Stained Panties Can Be Yours!

September 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Somebody’s dreams will come true tomorrow when they win Jacko’s size-28 Calvin Klein panties in an eBay auction. The reserve price is $1 million. For that kind of money, Jacko’s panty pudding better have bits of diamonds in it. Ugh. Forget I wrote that. It has bits of something, but it ain’t diamonds.

The dirty panties in question were part of Jacko’s 2003 child molestation case. The DA took a DNA sample from them. The panties eventually found themselves in the hands of a NJ business man (shudder). He got a hold of them in a bankruptcy case. Jacko’s undies come sealed in an evidence bag with police tape wrapped around it.

Other shit being auctioned include a handwritten note from Jacko to Lisa Marie Presley explaining why he wants an annulment and a half-used tube of skin bleaching cream.

Whoever buys Jacko’s panty-pudding stained undies better automatically receive a surprise visit from Chris Hansen. What the hell do you do with Jacko’s Jesus-juice-stained underoos anyway? Actually, I don’t even want to know. Even my mind doesn’t go to those kind of places. Okay, it does, but I’m not sharing.

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