Fucking Finally!

September 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Posh Beckham listened to my cries and pleas (not really) and finally chopped off that guinea pig mop that was sitting on her femalien head for so long! I’m sipping my Sanka while trying to decide what I think of it. It sort of looks like one of her boys cut her hair with his safety scissors. I’m expecting her to shout, “Second star to the right and straight on till morning!

Now, let’s take bets on how long it takes for Katie Holmes’ to copy Posh’s new twink bottom haircut. Synchronize your watches! I’m going to guess 30 days. It takes Stepford Katie a while to catch up. Her hardrive isn’t the fastest.

Here’s Posh looking even more like a twink robot alien at the Marc Jacobs show last night with JLo. Do you think Posh ever stops posing? Pose! Pose! Pose! I bet she poses while taking a poo.

Speaking of taking a poo, JLo needs to stop making “sultry faces.” She looks like she’s trying to pinch off a loaf. I swear, how can these bitches stand themselves?! Even Mango doesn’t pose this much!

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >