Dream On, Wonky

September 9, 2008 / Posted by:

The picture above is truly unbeweavable! Weave overload. It looks like Ken Paves and Kim Vo are clit-fighting over Wonky and Brit Brit’s heads. Too. Much. Weave.

Anybustedweavey, Wonky McValtrex and Brit Brit reunited at the VMAs this weekend. This nauseating reunion gave Wonky an idea. Wonky said (read it in a squeaky baby voice), “My new album’s out soon and it would be hot if I could do a duet with Britney. It is really poppy and sounds a bit like Kylie Minogue.”

Methinks she meant “really poopy.” You know what would be even hotter? If Wonky recorded a duet with Satan in hell. That would be extra fucking hot.

And a Brit Brit/Wonky duet would have so many digital effects on it that it would sound like a duet between R2D2 and that bitch Vanessa from Small Wonder.


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