Who needs lunch anyway? AVN reports that a website (NSFW) went live this morning selling the full Mini-Me sex tape for just $9.99. Hey! That’s the price of your lunch. Skip the tuna melt and feast on some little people porn instead.
The site was registered in China and it’s still up as of now. I’m not, though.
If you don’t think you can stomach seeing Mini-Me busting a mini nut, then click here (NSFL) to see a few stills. It’s going to take a few therapy sessions for me to get over the picture in the top right corner.