Kate Hudson Is Paranoid

September 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Kate Hudson was in a full elevator, on her way to the roof top party for Rachel “Chupacabra” Zoe’s new reality show, when she started freaking out like her vagina was on fire. A source told Page Six:In the elevator she kept screeching, ‘I’m freaking out! It’s too much!’ while waving her arms around.

Maybe her vagina was on fire? It’s possible. She did sleep with Dax Shepard once. Or maybe she suddenly realized that she might have to look at Chupa up-close. That would make even the calmest whore go into panic attacks.

I’m seriously pissed at the people in that elevator. They lost their chance to really send Kate over the edge. If Kate Hudson started losing her caca in an elevator with me, I would calmly look at her with cunty eyes while pushing the emergency button. After the elevator came to a screeching halt, I’d sit back and relax while Kate climbed the walls like a trapped rat in heat.

When Kate finally got out of the elevator, she refused to do any press, saying, “I don’t do that.” Her spokesbitch denies the whole story. They said: “This is all ridiculous and completely untrue. Kate did go to Rachel’s party to celebrate her new show, had a great time and left with the group of girlfriends she came with.

Now I know that spokesbitch’s statement is a lie. Kate leaving a party with a group of GIRLfriends? It it doesn’t have a working peen, Kate isn’t leaving with it.

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