Crackie overboard! Amy Wino actually showed up to a gig! Yes, she rolled onstage 45 minutes late, but that’s 45 minutes early in Wino time. She didn’t slap any bitches or hawk any of her crack loogies on anybody. That’s progress! I’m sure she still managed to scream “Blaaaake” every 5 seconds, but it’s not her fault. Just like coke magically jumps into her nose, the word “Blaaaake” pops out of her mouth without force.
Here’s more of the Crackie of Camden making LOLcrackie faces while performing at the Bestival festival yesterday. And I wonder if her belly was full of 45 bottles of Jack?