In the October issue of Britain’s Glamour Magazine, Teri Snatcher aka The Botox Grinch has a little advice for her 10-year-old daughter Emerson.
Snatcher said: “Have great sex and eat the chocolate. Don’t sit on public toilet seats and make sure to floss. … Life’s too short to stress; you’ll be able to get past anything difficult; the sun will rise tomorrow; you are beautiful; you are lovable.”
Snatcher must have read Lynne Spears’ inspirational parenting book. The pedos of the world are bowing down to her.
And isn’t having great sex and eating chocolate the same thing in certain circles? Gross. Snatcher forgot to tell her daughter NOT to ever mix flossing with oral sex. Click here if you have no idea what I’m blabbing about.
Snatcher went on to say that she also keeps a “goal board” with inspirational notes and images on it. She said: “It’s basically a collage of images of things you want to achieve in your life – all written, glued or drawn onto a big piece of paper.” Some of the messages on the board include “Don’t eat after 7 p.m.” and “Dance like a teenager.”
Has she seen the way teenagers dance nowadays? The last thing I need to see is Snatcher wiggling her snatch like a video ho.
Snatcher’s Glamour interview is just further proof that excessive botox use isn’t good for the brains.