Work With What You’ve Got

September 5, 2008 / Posted by:

Tater Head has a jaw that only Jay Leno could love and she fucking despises it. Rumer blames her daddy, Bruce Willis, for the reason why she has a jaw and chin that belongs in a field in Idaho.

Rumer said: “People tell me all the time that I look my mom. I see the resemblance, sometimes. There was a picture in a magazine about look-a-like mothers and daughters and I saw that I looked exactly like her – which is great. I hate my jaw. I don’t know if it’s my dad’s – I think I’m more like my mother, my littlest sister looks exactly like my dad and my middle sister is a mixture of the two.”

Actually, I think she got her chin from a Hasbro toy. Demi Moore has some explaining to do! I bet you she got freaky with Mr. Potato’s head. I don’t blame Demi. He’s one sexy spud.

Seriously, Rumer just needs to work with what she’s got. She needs to love and embrace the chin! If she doesn’t, her jaw and chin will fall into a deep depression. And can you imagine Rumer’s jaw getting sad and weepy? It would look like saggy Play-Do.


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