We’ve Seen It All Already

September 5, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Most of us have seen HoHan’s bare chichis and even her frownin’ snatch. And I’m sure there’s even some of you that can accurately draw her a-hole from memory. HoHan knows this and that’s why she’s decided to spare us from seeing more of her nakedness. Page Six reports that once again she’s turned down a $700,000 offer to pose completely nekkid for Playboy’s 55th Anniversary issue.

Playboy’s creative consultant said he had hoped to pay tribute to Ann Margaret in “Kitten with a Whip,” which happens to be one of HoHan’s favorite movies. Playboy will have to find another pussy, because HoHan isn’t doing it. Her rep said: “If there’s nudity, then the answer’s no . . . She’s not going down the [New York] magazine road again.”

I’m shocked White Oprah allowed her to turn down $700k. After HoHan nixed the offer, White Oprah probably knocked on Hef’s door and presented him with Ali Lohan holding a fake ID.

Below is HoHan on the set of “Ugly Betty” with SamRo last night. SamRo is smoking a fag! Smoking a fag! Just thought I’d point that out.

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