We’ve Seen It All Already

September 5, 2008 / Posted by:

Most of us have seen HoHan’s bare chichis and even her frownin’ snatch. And I’m sure there’s even some of you that can accurately draw her a-hole from memory. HoHan knows this and that’s why she’s decided to spare us from seeing more of her nakedness. Page Six reports that once again she’s turned down a $700,000 offer to pose completely nekkid for Playboy’s 55th Anniversary issue.

Playboy’s creative consultant said he had hoped to pay tribute to Ann Margaret in “Kitten with a Whip,” which happens to be one of HoHan’s favorite movies. Playboy will have to find another pussy, because HoHan isn’t doing it. Her rep said: “If there’s nudity, then the answer’s no . . . She’s not going down the [New York] magazine road again.”

I’m shocked White Oprah allowed her to turn down $700k. After HoHan nixed the offer, White Oprah probably knocked on Hef’s door and presented him with Ali Lohan holding a fake ID.

Below is HoHan on the set of “Ugly Betty” with SamRo last night. SamRo is smoking a fag! Smoking a fag! Just thought I’d point that out.

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >