Posh Needs New Hair

September 5, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

The time has come for Posh Beckham to bid farewell to that guinea pig mop sitting on her alien head. It came, it saw, it conquered. She needs to change it up and do something unexpected. I’m thinking afro puffs or possibly a spiral permed femullet. Now that shit would be hot. I’d even settle for a flat top.

Anyway, good ole’ Posh threw a birthday party for her son Romeo at the Hard Rock Cafe in Universal City yesterday. It’s obvious what her boys are dressed as, but what’s Posh’s costume? White Oprah’s orange clit?

Ginger Spice, Heidi Klum and Gavin Rossdale also showed up to Romeo’s party. Don’t even say Posh and Heidi didn’t dress right for a kid’s birthday party. You would wear the same shit if all you had to do was sit there and boss the nannies around.

Tags: Heidi Klum, Posh & Becks

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