Guiding Mimi

September 5, 2008 / Posted by:

If Mimi took off those enormous fucking glasses she could probably walk her own unicornie-loving-ass to the car instead of having her man-toy guide the way. He’s always holding on to Hello Kitty’s #1 fan like she’s going to blow away! Although, Nick Cannon is one smart bitch to keep a tight grip on her. When you find a big bag of money, you should never let it out of your sight. Do you hear that, Sarah Larson? I mean, if Jack in “Titanic” was rich as fuck, Rose would have never let go of his hand. Never.

Here’s Nick and the rainbow princess out in NYC last night.

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