For The Brangaloonie Who Has Everything

September 5, 2008 / Posted by:

Artist Noel Cruz has created several Angelina Jolie dolls that he sells on eBay. One Saint Angie doll sold for $3,350.00 in June. Something tells me that the Brangaloonie who bought it sold one of their kids on the black market to pay for it.

The Angie doll is pretty realistic and creepy. I think the doll’s arms are still fatter than Angie’s real arms. Unfortunately, Noel forgot to attach a halo over her head. r.

Noel has also made based on Daniel Craig, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp and many others. Visit his website to see them. He also takes commissions. Sorry Brangaloonies, he won’t make a Saint Angie “real doll” for you. Don’t even ask. I can’t wait to save enough pennies to ask him to make me dolls of the Empress of Lucite, Chicken Cutlets and Rojo Caliente. Who needs real friends when you have lifelike dolls to talk to all day and night? And yes, I skipped my meds again this morning.


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