Attack Of The Clones

September 5, 2008 / Posted by:

Thanks to reader Daisy who pointed out to me that Cindy McCain sort of looks like my favorite actress Shane Ross. Shane is best known for her thrilling portrayal of Marie (aka snobby salesperson #2) in “Pretty Woman.”

If I ever run into Cindy in the back alley of a pharmacy, I’m going to ask her if she’s got any Percocet on her. Then I’m going to ask her if she knows a good cookie recipe. Finally, I’m going to ask her how much her outfit costs. You know she would look at me with those steel eyes and respond: “It’s verrrrry expensive.” And she wouldn’t be lying.

Reader Jessica thinks Cindy looks more like April from “Big Brother 10.” You be the judge and jury.

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