Annie Potts Better Be In This Shit

September 5, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Variety reports that Columbia Pictures has hired the bitches from “The Office” to write a script for a new “Ghostbusters” movie. The studio wants to bring back the original cast of Harold Ramis, Bill Murray, Dan Akroyd and Ernie Hudson.

How old are those pepaws now? They are practically ghosts themselves. And they better not forget about Annie Potts! Harry Potter wishes he looked that sexy in coke bottle glasses. Besides, she needs to be saved from “TV show guest star” hell. The last time I saw her was on one episode of “Ugly Betty.” Eeesh.

The studio can also save some money by going on easy on the CGI effects. Instead of a CGI Slimer, Pete Doherty’s loogie can play him. Kiki Dunst’s saggy titty sacks can gain some weight to play the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Tags: Film, I Don't Like Jokes, Jude Law

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