The Silver Fox Is Easy

September 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Anderson Cooper isn’t fussy! Page Six spotted him getting his hair cut at a barber shop in NYC for $15.

Andy should have saved his sexy pennies. I have a Flowbee at home. I would have done it for free. And I would have thrown in a back massage….and a happy ending…and a prostate check…..and a candlelit dinner…. and a walk on the beach…. and a marriage proposal… and a…. DAMMIT! Why won’t he return my 10,000 phone calls!? I just want to cut his hair! I JUST WANT TO LOVE HIM. Fuck. Excuse me, I have to go take my meds. I’m starting to get the “Aniston shakes.


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