More Than Porn

September 4, 2008 / Posted by:

David Duchovny’s sex addiction might involve more than just massive amounts of skin polishing in front of his computer. Earlier this week, one of David’s friends said he was in rehab to treat his addiction to online porn and that he never cheated on Tea Leoni. Well, some other bitches say differently.

One bitch told The National Enquirer (via NYDN) that David’s penis did wander away from Tea and she found out about it. Tea made David choose between getting treatment or ending their marriage. David finally put his cock back in his pants and shuffled off to rehab in Wickenburg, Arizona.

Another ho told UsWeekly that David has a long history of boinking vagina he’s not married to. David has a hard time turning down skanks who throw themselves at him. He even started hooking up with extras on the set of “Californication.”

It doesn’t really matter if David’s problem is too much porny or too much pussay. It only matters that he’s getting help for it. And on an unrelated note, does anyone know how I can become an extra on “Californication“? I could use the extra peen money.

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