Hobie Has A Sex Tape!

September 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Meth face sex alert! TMZ reports that Jeremy Jackson, Hobie from “Baywatch,” is the star of a 45-minute sex tape currently being shopped around to the highest bidder. I’ll trade my half-eaten Spicy Chicken Wrapper from Burger King for it. That’s saying a lot, because that shit is good.

The tape also stars former porn star turned devout Christian Sky Lopez. The Hoff must be so proud. Seriously, he’s probably really proud. Jeremy issued a pretty hilarious statement about the tape:

Listen, this video was made by my best friend. Between me and a casual sex partner who just so happened to be a former porn star. I was later physically threatened if I didn’t turn the DVD over to some drug addicted thugs.

They said, ‘Sky wanted it back and I didn’t want to ever be seen as a porn star, that she had turned to God and was changing her life.’ So I gave it up for HER and so they would not beat me up and ‘make my life hell’ as they had threatened. I was blackmailed. This private recording becoming public kinda sucks. But I thought people out there should know the truth and how far some people will go to make a quick buck.

Meth kills brain cells. A porn star doesn’t want people to see her fucking on camera? And his best friend just happened to film it? I’m guessing a few mysterious baggies traded hands before the camera rolled. His reason sounds like the plot of an exceptionally bad episode of “Baywatch Nights.

I’m not sure how hot a Hobie sex tape would be. He looks like he has an awful case of shriveled meth dick. It probably just lays there like a sad slug in the sun. That being said, I’ll gladly watch all 45-minutes of the tape. For research purposes of course.

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