David Spade Is A Dad

September 4, 2008 / Posted by:

David Spade’s ex-fuck buddy, Jillian Grace, gave birth to their baby in Missouri on August 26th. The baby’s name hasn’t been announced.

David found out about the pregnancy earlier this year and said that he would take responsibility if the baby proves to be his. I guess the baby is his, because his spokesbitch issued this statement to People: “David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting Rules of Engagement.”

How sweet. He’ll see the baby when he can. I’m sure he did send baby a few baby vomit napkins from Petit Tresor. That shows that he cares. And what in TV hell is “Rules of Engagement” anyway? My Tivo is even shrugging its shoulders to that question. Wasn’t that a movie with Anne Archer?

Okay, now that David Spade has produced a baby, it’s time to fix him. Spay the Spade! I know, it’s really “neuter the Spade,” but that doesn’t have the same special ring to it.

Source: E! Online

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