Who Took Harry Potter’s Virginity?

In the newest issue of Details Magazine, DanRad, 19, admits that when he was 16, he lost his virginity to an older woman. Cougar lover! Dan wouldn’t say who the lucky lady was. He only said that the age difference “wasn’t ridiculous but it would freak some people out.” By the way, 16 is the age of consent in Britain. According to UsWeekly, the chick who took DanRad’s v-card is Amy Byrne. Amy was 23 at the time and worked as an assistant hairdresser on one of the Harry Potter movies. Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry’s potter. That didn’t make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on….

And Sharon Stone’s cougar vagina is still salivating at the thought of DanRad being with an older women. Seriously, Sharon totally has a cougar vagina. She had it transplanted, so it could bring out her inner cougar to its full potential. I’m going off-topic. Back to Harry!

DanRad also said that he’s not very wild. His only vice is vodka and Diet Coke (BLECH!). He went on to say, “I don’t pretend to do anything particularly wild. But I say I try to do it simply by the choices I make in the work I do. I just like wrong-footing people. I write poetry and I love it. I like being different from most other people in my generation.”

Shut up and just show me your magic wand! Seriously! DanRad is doing Equus here in NYC and I’m trying to get tickets as close as I can to the stage, just to see what Harry is working with. Yes, I care about these things. You know this. And for some reason, I also think DanRad is a total hot piece. A total hot piece with two vagina staches over his eyes.