What Does “FBD” Really Mean?

September 3, 2008 / Posted by:

According to Star Magazine, Jessica Simpson has a nickname for Tony Romo. She calls him “FBD” – future baby’s daddy. I think I’m going to “PUL” – puke up lunch.

As nauseating as “future baby’s daddy” is, I doubt that’s what FBD really means. Maybe it really means “fake boyfriend douche.” Most people would say “fake douche boyfriend,” but this is Jessica we’re talking about. It could also mean “fisting buddy for daddy.” Yeah, that’s probably it.

Here’s the “BTF” (big tittied frog) leaving Eva LongWHORIA’s fugly restaurant with her “BTG” (big tranny girlfriend) last night.

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