The pregnancy having sealed his fate, Levi Johnston throws an impromtu funeral for his penis. – nikkifilms
I thought “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” prevented soldiers from having to admit when they’ve fucked fruits. – ISprainedMyUvula
Senator McCain’s original choice of a running mate falls to the wayside. – L Yenko
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