That’s Quite A Beard

September 3, 2008 / Posted by:

I’m all for a little bit of stubble, but Brandon Walsh has a straight up pubic forest on his face. His face looks like the bottom of a bikini waxer’s trash can. There’s enough hair on his face to cover half of Hollywood’s bare crotches.

That hairy mess looks like it’s too much work. I already have to worry about maintaining the hair on my head and on my private situations. I can only imagine having to shampoo, condition, comb and flat-iron hair on my face. No thanks.

Anyhairy, Jason Priestly and Tiffani Thiessen showed up to the Nike and Human Race event in Los Angeles this past weekend. Jason was asked about his possible return to “90210.” Basically, it’s not going to happen anytime soon. He said: “Am I looking forward to it? Er, I’m intrigued by it. I think, like, I’m intrigued by it, sure.” Finally, he was asked if he wants to return. He replied: “Er, not really no.

Listen. The last thing Jason wants to do is run around Beverly Hills with a bunch of twatty boppers. He would rather be up in the mountains, catching trout with his teeth and wrestling bears for their berries!

Tags: ,
Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >