Star With A Straight Dude?!

September 3, 2008 / Posted by:

Star Jones’ new dude is totally throwing off my gaydar. I keep hitting the side of that shit, but it’s still not giving me an exact reading. I can totally picture her new dude’s manpussy puckering at the sight of a 12-incher. On the other hand, he totally looks like he mainly wears pleated Dockers and says the phrase “okie dokie” at least a dozen times a day. That makes me think he’s totally straight. But then again, he is kissing Star Jones. She attracts more closeted homos than the Republican Convention.

Here’s Star and her new man making children cry by touching lips at the US Open yesterday. Star should tear herself away from him for a quick minute and go tend to that sad pussy sitting on her head. It needs major loving….and a flea bath.

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