Aniston To Play Stalker

Something tells me that the curly-haired dude woke up to find hundreds of voicemails from a crying, crazy lady screaming, “CALL MEEEE! I LOVEEEE YOU! PLEASE!!!,” while dozens of cats meowed in the background. Curly haired dude was perplexed because the only thing he ever said to Aniston was “Hi.” And that’s all it takes.

Jenny Ann just shot a guest spot for “30 Rock” in NYC. According to NBC, she will play a “free-spirited, Fatal Attraction-like stalker.” Jenny’s character, Claire Harper, is Tina Fey’s old roommate and starts stalking Alec Baldwin. Playing a stalker? It makes sense. She’s done all the research already. I mean, she already knows the lyrics to The Police’s “Every Breath You Take.” She can sing it in ten different languages and can even play it on the kazoo.

Here’s Jenny, Tina and Jane Krakowski getting wet on the set the other night. This scene is totally going to be a “Friends” parody, right?