They’re Still Together?!

September 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Even Cameron Diaz can’t believe she’s had her pizza face on the same dude’s sausage for this long! You can tell by the look in her eyes. I think she’s picturing someone new just to get her through the day. It’s skill #235 in the hardcore slut’s handbook on how to try and be monogamous. Although, I guess if you have to be stuck with a stale sausage, you’d want to be stuck with Paul Sculfor’s.

Here’s Pizza Face and her stale sausage being gross in NYC today.

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