Even Cameron Diaz can’t believe she’s had her pizza face on the same dude’s sausage for this long! You can tell by the look in her eyes. I think she’s picturing someone new just to get her through the day. It’s skill #235 in the hardcore slut’s handbook on how to try and be monogamous. Although, I guess if you have to be stuck with a stale sausage, you’d want to be stuck with Paul Sculfor’s.
Here’s Pizza Face and her stale sausage being gross in NYC today.