New Gayelle Couple Alert!

September 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Pamela Anderson and Jacko are dating. You’re probably not ready the rest of this, because you just sprayed your Diet Rite all over the monitor. For those of you that are still with me, let’s go on.

Yes, the Daily Mirror claims Pammy and Jacko have always been big fans of each other. So they got their people to set something up. The date took place at the Ice Bar in Hell. No, it took place at Shutters in Santa Monica. The source said they had a few drinks at the bar together. They serve Jesus Juice at Shutters?

A witness who obviously didn’t take their medication that morning said Pam and Jacko talked about their love of plastic surgery. Ha. The witness went on to say, “They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off.

Jacko and Pammy even went out a second time. Another source said they had coffee in Malibu where they talked about their kids.

Methinks these “sources” need to ask their doctor to change the dose on their medication. If Pammy and Jacko went on a date, we would know for sure, because the world would end. The day they touch lips is the day we all disappear in a cloud of smoke.

I mean, maybe these “sources” saw Cher and Alexis Arquette on a date? Now that’s a believable couple!

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