I Love Blair Waldorf Salad Even More

September 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Leighton Meester is one of the main reasons why I watch “Gossip Girl.” What’s not to love about Blair Waldorf-Salad? She enjoys wearing present decorations on her head and she’s an expert at the whine and roll. Meaning, she knows how to whine and roll her eyes at the same time. It’s an art form. Well, there’s another reason to love Leighton! She did hard time in prison! Well, sort of….

According to Star Magazine, Leighton’s mommy was in prison for her part in a drug-running scandal. After she was born, Leighton and her mommy stayed in a halfway house for 3 months. Her mommy returned to prison after that. Leighton was raised by a family member until her mom got out. Her daddy, grandfather and auntie also did hard time for drug dealing. It’s a good thing Leighton didn’t stay in the family business.

Seriously, there’s two ways to impress me. Tell me you have a 12-inch dick that can stay hard for hours (they always go soft) or tell me you were born in prison. Okay, I’m lying. There’s millions of ways to impress me. I have the expectations of a Spears. But that’s not the point! The point is that I love Leighton even more after finding out she’s a prison baby. Bitches who have been through some tough shit are my kind of people.

I’d rather have been born in prison than conceived in the back of a Datsun. I’m joking! I wasn’t made in the back of a Datsun. It was a Pinto.

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