He Might Be A McConaughey

September 2, 2008 / Posted by:

The New York Daily News has found Bristol Palin’s baby daddy! Well, I think they just did a couple of searches on MySpace. They describe 18-year-old Levi Johnston as a “a superhunky bad-boy ice hockey player from cold country.” We get it, the NYDN totally wants to do him.

According to his MySpace page (which is offline now), Levi is just a “fuckin’ redneck” who doesn’t want kids. Levi loves snowboarding, dirt bikes, fishing and “fuckin’ chillin’.” He also loves the word “fuckin‘.” Apparently.

Bristol and Levi have been dating for about a year. They are getting married, because they have to. Gawker has a couple of Levi’s “fuckin'” MySpace photos. And his photos are just what you expected.

The dude’s name is Levi, he’s a proud redneck and he loves chillin’. I think we’ve found Matthew McConaughey’s long-lost secret love child! Put a bongo in front of Levi and if he starts pounding it like there’s no tomorrow, then we know the truth!

That being said, I’d hit it.

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