You Asked For It

August 30, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

The organizers of the Rock En Seine in Paris booked the infamous Crackie of Camden for their festival and seemed to think she was going to show up. HA! Cue the cackle track. Well, Amy Wino cancelled two hours before she was supposed to take the stage and shake her heroin maker for the crowd. Hey, at least she called!

The event’s organizers are fucking pissed and threatening to sue her ass. They issued this statement: “We were told by Winehouse’s agent at 8pm that she would not be there, and we were forced to cancel the performance. We have still not been given any explanation of the exact reasons for her absence.”

Wino’s spokeswhore told the Daily Mail that she was too sick to perform. “Amy Winehouse is currently at home recovering. The illness is nothing serious, nothing that some time in bed and not singing won’t cure.”

Yeah, I’m sure she just had a bad case of crackiellitis. Screaming “Blaaaaaaake” all the time in between puffs can really fuck up a beautiful hummingbird’s voice.

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