It’s Nahla!

August 30, 2008 / Posted by:

First things first, that man in the left corner is watching you! He sees you, so you better not do anything shifty. Okay, we’ve all been warned.

Halle Berry never whored out her baby on the cover of any magazines. Imagine that! A celebrity not making a quick buck off their kid. She also didn’t release any pictures of Lion King Baby aka Nahla Ariela, so this is the first time I’ve really seen her. You know how I feel about BABIES!!! They give me the shakes, because I know they are soon going to be our world leaders. But Nahla is pretty adorable. Her eyes are like two little stars sparkling in the ocean’s reflection. I can’t believe I just wrote that sentence. No, I’m not high.

Here’s Halle, Baby Nahla, a bodyguard-type person and Mia Michaels at the L.A. Zoo today. No! That’s not Mia Michaels. It’s Halle’s mother. I seriously thought for a minute that Halle’s mommy was everyone’s favorite deep-thinking gayelle dance choreographer. I thought to myself, “Damn. Halle is going the gayelle way. I mean, it is the way to go.

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