Vadge cannot be bothered with petty shit like putting on clothes while going through airport security. She’s Vadge! She can do whatever the hell she wants.
Yesterday, at an airport in German, Vadge breezed through the metal detector wearing a “Dancing Queen” robe, clip-on bangs and sneakers. At least she kept her memaw crotch covered.
If one of us wore this shit, airport security would tackle us to the ground, spread our cheeks and check our no-no holes for anything illegal. Wait. I’m wearing a bathrobe the next time I go to the airport.
And I’m surprised Vadge’s powerful vagina didn’t set off the metal detector. It is made out of titanium.