I used this picture of White Oprah with HoHan, because this whole Lohan feud just isn’t the same without her. White Oprah brings her own special brand of attention whoreness to a situation. I hope she wakes up from her cokey coma soon and puts her skills to good use.
“Lindsay did reach out to me. She sent me a message this morning. She said, ‘Now papa has found peace and maybe we can find peace in our lives, too.’ “
Only a few hours after Michael barfed out those words. HoHan took to her MySpace and responded:
the boy who cries wolf
Current mood: busy
just going to put it out there, i have had no contact with my father.
and i hope he uses this time to keep mourn the loss of his father, rather than taking the time to talk to the media about me or anyone in my life.
better he just keeps his mouth shut.
on another note-
im having fun on the set of Ugly Betty, the cast is great, the crew is great, and it’s nice to be at work, doing what i love to do!
There’s something to be said about the fact that White Oprah is coming off as the least shady bitch in this whole drama. Something in the milk really ain’t clean.
I’m beginning to think that this whole thing has been planned out. They’re saving the best for last. White Oprah is going to appear in the grand finale where she will deliver the mother of all statements. The kind of statement that will make your eyes roll to the back of your head.
In the meantime, the eight ball is in your pocket, Michael Lohan.