The Hottest Couple In Show Business

August 29, 2008 / Posted by:

The hottest coochie coochie in the business was out with her husband in Hollywood last night. They were walking around some parking lot. I think that’s how a lot of old folks spend their time. They dance around in parking lots, talking to strangers.

Charo is legend and I would ride down the rainbows that come pouring out of her chocha, but why did she wear those shoes with that top?! The better question is: “Why do I give a donkey’s dong?!

And her husband is basically over it. He looks like he’s ready for an oatmeal bath and a warm beer. Over it. He’s thinking, “If I have to hear her say ‘coochie coochie’ one more fucking time….

P.S. – Yes, it is a very slooooooooowwww day.

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