Saint Angelina Is Tired

August 29, 2008 / Posted by:

Woe is Saint Angelina. Not only does she have to rule the world, but she also has to raise her child army and keep up a house the size of Parasite Hilton’s snatch. Even with the help of nannies, all that work has drained Angie Jo and she’s been forced to seek medical attention. That’s what Now Magazine (via entertainmentwise) claims anyway.

A source said, She’s in tears up to three times a day and so tired that Brad’s found her collapsed asleep in the bath twice. She’s been working around the clock, breast-feeding the babies and trying to get them to sleep. But as soon as one of them drops off, the other wakes up for another feed. She’s also not eating very much right now and blames that on being busy. The doctor says that she needs more calories to gain strength and ensure that her breast milk is healthy.”

I find this hard to believe. First of all, the twin chosen ones already make every meal for their family. I mean, they are Le Cordon Bleu trained gourmet chefs after all. Second of all, Maddox doesn’t need to be taken care of and he pretty much rules Zahara and Pax. Third of all, Shiloh lives in an ivory tower in a land far, far away, so she’s not even a problem.

And she collapsed in the bath, because she accidentally caught a glimpse of her holy image in the mirror and passed out.

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