When someone close to you passes away, you usually mourn their death by crying, watching Sally Field movies or eating a whole tub of Breyer’s. Not Michael Lohan. His daddy died and what does he do? Issue a statement to OK! Magazine trashing White Oprah. Naturally. Michael is re-defining the meaning of “famewhore.” Here’s his rant:
“My father just, literally, died in my arms. I notified all my kids and my lawyer notified Dina’s attorney. Let’s see if she has the decency and respect to bring my kids to the wake and funeral.
THIS will show her true colors! Thus, not even a call. But that’s par for the course with Dina! She didn’t even send a card or visit when he was sick.”
Pepaw Lohan was probably taking his last breaths when Michael said, “Sorry Pop! I gotta run. OK!’s offices are closing in a bit. See ya when I see ya.” Even Satan is saying, “Damn. That’s cold.”
I’m sure he’ll trash White Oprah some more while delivering his daddy’s eulogy.
Will Michael please just crawl into a rotten apple already and stay there for the rest of his days.