“It Makes My Taco Pop!”

August 29, 2008 / Posted by:

Who in Chris Hansen hell thought it was a cute for Shawn Johnson to say, “It makes my taco pop!” in a national commercial?! Shawn, needs to keep her taco to herself! They probably asked Nasty Nastia to do that commercial, but she knows very well that her taco doesn’t pop. It coos.

And for the record, Ortega sauce makes my taco dry heave. Wait. Do I even have a taco? I don’t even know what I’m talking about anymore. Too many innuendos make me dizzy.


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